mizer


pr-nounced my-zur. to live off of other people. to abuse someone elses kindness. if a someone offers a beer, a mizer takes 5. if someone offers a cigarette, a mizer takes two – smokes one and puts the other behind his/her ear.
“a what? a mizer.”
“mize, rise, gize and resize.”
“you’re such a mizer.”
“he’s such a f-ckin’ mizer.”
“can i b-m a cigarette?” (even though the person has a full pack, they b-m a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
3 more definitions
short for sodomizer

used to tell people they are gay and that they like to sodomize people

another varaition of the word sodomite
“koper, you are such a mizer.”
an elder, someone who has more knowledge and/or ability than you. commonly used in compet-tive card games.
i am such a mizer, i completely dominate you n00bs.
a mizer is sum1 whom ud like to see by run over by a tricycle just so u cud have the satisfaction of boasting about what u have seen at a later date
terry has no value in my life hes just a mizer

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