(mjölk) is the swedish word for milk
maja! mjölken är dålig.
this is when a person is in a position of complete intoxication and is hence immobile. ah bro i don gbene mehn. wow this place should be called gbene republic
- fire chief’s helmet
the glans of an circ-msized p-n-s. “did you hear what mandy told nancy about james?’” “i don’t think so – did she enjoy her date?” “she said his fire chief’s helmet was as big as a plum, and twice as sweet.” “i beg your pardon? did i hear you right? i don’t want to hear […]
the one friend is always going to be there for you in good and bad no matter what can stop him.he is scared of asking girls out if they are his friend because he does not want to loss his friends ship and make it awkward.the boyfriend that will want the best for his girlfriend […]
the best dankest of all meme pages in the universe b “ayy i follow thickkage they got the dankest memes in instagram”
big -ss c-ck i get scared if someones name is sadiel you have a sadiel