mlak


short for mystery liquid alchemy koncoction. the act of placing every edible item in your house at any given time into a blender and crushing it into a form that can be anywhere from jelly, to liquid, to suspension, to sedimentary, to grows-its-own-nervous-system in nature. it may live within the drinker for 12-30 days before sp-wning its own colony within the host’s body. it has never been known to leave.
after drinking the mlak, james felt sick. and wasn’t quite sure why.
a conglomeration of all the ingredients that are in your kitchen at any give time blended into a partially drinkable amorpheus solid form.
wow this mlak is great!
mlak is a graffiti artist in the uk who has just become a fully fleged graffiti artist and owns the lcb crew!
wow, did you just see that piece by mlak !

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