MLB status


means being at the top of your game. mlb stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. originally coined by michael, brandon, and luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed
guy to friend: “d-mn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on mlb status”

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