MLIF
my life is f-cked.
a sp-wn of fml (f-ck my life).
meaning, while you’re busy saying f-ck your life, my life is already f-cked, been there, done that.
“i dropped my pencil…fml”
man, shut the f-ck up, mlif, my mom got hit by a truck.
my life is f-cked.
i hate this. no one understands. mlif
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