MLIIB
acronym standing for: my life is ib (aka international baccalaureate).
it’s 4am, the birds are awake and there are 4 redbulls lying on the computer desk around me. my girlfriend said i don’t have enough time for her and as she’s breaking up with me i ask her, “what is time? can you really define time? support your theory on the wheel of knowledge”. mliib.
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