MLIJB
a vain attempt to counter the destructive forces of the internet against justin bieber; a cheap knockoff of mlia that will never become popular; a website you join when you are admitting you need psychological help.
congratulations on becoming a member of mlijb, you just turned 97% of the population against you.
‘my life is justin beiber’. it’s a website for insane justin beiber fans.
insane jb-fan: “justtttttttttinnnnnnnnnnn beeeeeeibbbberrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” mlijb
normal person: calm down. now. or this pipe’s going in your face.
a horrible creation that has been named a web site. this is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. if you are a mlia person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. also you can’t change the language on it so that you don’t have to see it. i would know. i tried three different times.
(crazy justin beiber fan): oh my gosh!!! lets go on mlijb! don’t you just love justin beiber? he’s so dreamy!
(crazy justin beiber fans mliaer friend): ……i don’t know you freak. no friend of mine is a justin beiber fan. avada kedavra!
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