MLIPW
mlipw: my life is piggy whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. to be piggy whipped.
today, i downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing i also zoomed past a cop in his piggy whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say i got a fat ticket, my life is piggy whipped mlipw!
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