MLITEOF


my life is the essence of fail – for when you have p-ssed any normal levels of fml or fail! this term basically means your life is as screwed as it gets.
“dude, i just ran over my kids’ new dog…while they were in the car! mliteof”

“mliteof! i was sleeping in cl-ss and the teacher woke me up and i punched her by accident.”

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