MLW


mlw is the opposite of fml (f-ck my life). it stands for my life wins.
i got a headjob last night. mlw
mean lazy wh-r-
self explainitory.

a mean person, who is also called lazy, while currently or previously being a wh-r-. unis-xual term.
girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: yep. what about him?
girl 1: he’s my ex and a real m.l.w
girl 2: m.l.w.?
girl 1: mean lazy wh-r-

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