mma fag
a sporty-boy jock-wannabe who practices or enjoys watching sport-fighting. often a delusional individual who erroneously imagines that by shaving his head, getting a barbed-wire armband tattoo, and wearing spandex panties while wrestling poorly and boxing in a laughable manner, he becomes an apache warrior with real ultimate power. a dumbf-ck.
a pract-tioner of “mixed-up martial arts”. a sport player with delusions of being tough and/or skilled at fighting, as if sport matches were the same as real conflict. a moron.
you stupid drunk mma f-g, you better run home and pray for jeebus to help you get through your next ring fight — take your sk-nky b-tch with you, and don’t let the door hit you in your well-drilled -ss on the way out.
someone who got his -ss kicked by an mma fighter and gets all bitter about it. said guys are too weak or too lazy to become proficient fighters themselves so they start calling mma and mma fans gay.
1. brandon just got his -ss kicked, i bet he’s gonna turn into an mma f-g now.
2. that fool was hating on mma, but he’s just an mma f-g.
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