mmf


magical motherf-cker. a man who is a master in s-xually pleasuring a woman
i hooked up with a mmf last night and he had to peel me off the ceiling his oral game was so strong
a threesome involving two men and one woman. there are several options for who actually has s-x with whom:
(1) the woman in the middle;
(2) one of the men in the middle;
(3) everyone has s-x with both the others.
thanks to lara, i managed to get toby into bed on sat-rday; he went for an mmf.
acronym= male male female

a threesome with 2 men and a woman. the men are most likely bis-xual.
theres a hot new mmf video on that website.
mmf is when 2 males and one female have s-x in 1 bed at the same time.
jack: hey zac,
zac: ya?
jack: wanna come over to my house and have s-x?
zac: with you? your d-mn gay!
jack: ….
jack: i mean with my girlfriend too…
zac: you mean that hot chick that gave you that bl-wj-b?
jack: ya…
zac: k, ill go
jack: will you give me a handjob too?
zac: i knew you were gay! you just wanted to hump me!
zac: f-ck off, b-tch!
zac: you just want to do mmf!
makes me f-cking sick!
david: did you see that stupid episode last night.
eric: yes, bl–dy h-ll that guy was crazy.
david: i know, mmfs!
mental mind f-ck

when the information or circ-mstances are too extreme to be comprehended.
“he says he loves me, but he still wants to be with his wife. it’s a real mmf.”
“mentality my friend”. mmf is used to describe people who don’t know how to dress or purchase and wear an item of clothing that is just completely horrifying.
-sees girl p-ssing by with pink sparkly uggs- girl 1: did you see that? girl 2: mmf.. girl 1: i know omfg.
mad mother f-cker
“that dude is a mmf!!”

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