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Mmotard

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• mmPOS

  mmpos is an acronym for mickey mouse piece of sh-t. my computer is a mmpos.

• Shrimpled

  after having strenuous s-x multiple times, ones d-ck becomes shrimpled (shrunk, crimple, shrimpy, and tired) i met a girl at the bar last night, took her home, banged her and then woke up today with my d-ck all shrimpled.

• Shrodeo

  when things get crazy, like a rodeo this party is crazy! it’s about to be a shrodeo up in here!

• shruggs shoulders

  means i don’t know or don’t give a sh-t example would be , do you think i should tell him his car is rolling down the hill response=shruggs shoulders

• cork-popper

  someone who drinks at least three wine bottles a day. he goes to parties everyday and is a drunk and loves wine, so he is a cork-popper.

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