Moaning Sprinkler


this happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally c-mming in your eye. so you run to the sink to wash it out, while still c-mming with your d-ck swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.
now i know why girls get so p-ssed when you c-m in their eye. it hurts like h-ll. i was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

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