Moaning Zombie
an entertaining way of concluding business during s-x. ensure you are banging a girl (preferably someone who loves you) from behind, and then spit on their back.
proceed to pulling out of your partners quim, spinning her around and then hitting her in the face with the money shot. her reaction will be the perfect impression of a moaning zombie (as in, c-m = melting flesh, moan in response to your actions).
yesterday, i moaning zombie’d your mum.
this fat b-tch was f-cking me off during s-x, so i hit her with the moaning zombie.
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moap stands for mooched off a pessimist. based on the quote: “borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back.” -anonymous a: hey guys. b: i thought you didn’t have any money to buy a ticket for the movie. a: yeah but i just moaped this guy at school.
- Mochael
a word started in alaska, by a tall, young girl. started out as a typo for “michael”. now used as a nickname for only the most awesome people. girl: “ay, mochael!” boy: “ay brah! thanks for thinking i’m awesome!”
- mockbuster
a low-budget (but not necessarily bad) movie made after a blockbuster using a similar plot and often exploiting on its publicity campaign. guy #1: man, i thought i was going to watch transformers but it was transmorphers! guy #2: yeah! that’s a mockbuster!
- shiny tits
another term for ‘fake t-ts’, ‘fake t-tties’, ‘p-rnstar b–bs’, ‘synthetic milk duds’, ‘money mammories’, ‘doctor’s special’, ‘plastic bags’, ‘green t-ts’, ‘pamelas’, and many more referring to t-tties made by a plastic surgeon. “d-mn bro your mom has some shiny -ss t-ts.” “that b-tch got some #shinyt-ts” “did you see the shiny t-ts on that one?”
- Mocosox
one who posts up at “la alcachofa” person #1: “hey! you guys wanna go to la alcachofa”?” person #2: “oh no! i dont wanna pull a mocosox…”