moate
town in co. westmeath, ireland. population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the dublin – galway route
ann: hey, where do you live?
tom: moate
ann: that place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we’re getting byp-ssed!
an insult to give someone who thinks that they are the best at everything, knows everything and that the rest of the world owes them for gracing the world with their presence.
1: did that guy just win a gold metal
2: yes
1: well why is this other guy say that he is just a guy that got lucky?
2: ahh, he must be doing a moate
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