mobfnw
acronym for middle of b-m-f-ck nowhere.
noun
used to describe the utter f-cking absence of knowledge concerning one’s whereabouts in both a literal and figurative sense.
also used to describe a location that is remote and far away from the more pleasant features of human civilization such as entertainment venues, good restaurants, electricity, high speed internet and plumbing.
plausible pr-nunciation: mob-fu-new; mob-finew; mob-fenu, etc
1.
a:sh-t, where the h-ll are we?
b: dunno, mobfnw as far as i’m concerned.
2.
c: where did you say you were going to school again?
d: this place in georgia that’s in the mobfnw, f-ck.
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