Mobile Quarterback


a euphemism for quarterbacks who are usually african american, and who possess superior foot speed and agility as compared to their white counterparts. often used by sports media as a backhanded critique of their intelligence.
for mobile quarterbacks, the guy’s fun to watch. but he can’t read defenses any better than he can read a dr. suess book.

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