wounded girlzelle
a girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous b-st-rd in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.
this will backfire horribly if any of them give the b-st-rd a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of b-st-rdry is never evidenced.
i let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because i honestly don’t want to get to know her friends. from what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete b-tches!
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