mobilia
a term used for an italian with a big nose!
that guy has a huge nose!
yeah, he’s a mobilia
anyone that has a very big nose
especially if their first name is michael
‘hey mobilia, can you move your nose out of the way!, i cant see anything!’
a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps.
most of the time for money
eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it
‘omg did u see mobilia’
‘no what did he do?’
‘he had a w-nk into a plastic bag’
‘no way!’
‘yeah man kurtis walked in on him’
‘grose! why did he do it’
‘kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it… so he jacked off anyway!’
a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it
‘omg did u see mobilia’
‘no what did he do?’
‘he had a w-nk into a plastic bag’
‘no way!’
‘yeah man kurtis walked in on him’
‘grose! why did he do it’
‘kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it… so he jacked off anyway!’
a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it
‘omg did u see mobilia’
‘no what did he do?’
‘he had a w-nk into a plastic bag’
‘no way!’
‘yeah man kurtis walked in on him’
‘grose! why did he do it’
‘kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it… so he jacked off anyway!’
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