moblogymous
having allegiance to one particular blog
i used to be moblogymous with my live journal but lately facebook and i have been enagged in an p-ssionate, adulterous relationship.
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when mom combines a pair of mom jeans with a mom jean jacket, she creates a momsemble. “hey mrs. duffin, i really like your momsemble. is rush coming to town soon?”
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the act of placing the head of ones p-n-s inside the foreskin of another’s p-n-s. david and patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of patty’s stretchy foreskin. docking is a verb describing the act of stretching one mans foreskin over another mans p-n-s. it can only be practiced between men if one of them is uncirc-mcised. […]
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