1. the act of trusting, using, or choosing money over b-tches, in the third dimension.

2. can be used as a team name, given the team is the more stacked team in the league or conference, holding the “money over b-tches” theme to be true, while the “3d” merely enhances the disparity between that team and all others. playing a team with this name will definitely result in an mobn3ding, or horrific loss.
tom: susan just called, but it’s more important that i cash this check i got from my roommate for cable.
joe: she got mobn3ded!


all of team mobn3d’s games ended in forfeits, due to the failure of the opposing teams to compete, for fear of getting mobn3ded.

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