Mobsternews
a pedantic, overly dramatic, and exceedingly jealous hermaphrodite who spends the majority of his time trying to earn the admiration of people in an iphone game who he will never actually meet in real life. when he is not -ssuming the persona of a female, he can be found conjuring lies about the few people in aforementioned game with a scr-p of moral integrity.
omg! did you see what mobsternews wrote yesterday? i can’t believe he would say that about that child with leukemia…
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