mock wife
a woman who is married to a g-y man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. the woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.
also used by high school girls when they find out someone is g-y.
“brian and i have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew i was his mock wife”
“omg brian! you’re g-y?! can i be your mock wife?!”
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