mockolate
fake chocolate on “friends”. monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. they wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of thanksgiving. it bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.
the company that made it went out of business, but they still paid monica. that was pretty cool, -ssuming the check cleared.
monica: okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. this is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. just like the indians served.
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