mockstache


noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.
person 1: dude, i was tr-mm-ng up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
person 2: nice man, it definitely plays.

or

room 201 has the mockstache special, but they’re only having them for a limited time.

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