Mocktober


a fict-tious month that can be used to describe something that will never happen.
boss: when will you have those tpa reports completed?
person about to be fired: i should have those done around the middle of mocktober.

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    sorry. to be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. a silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious. ‘oops, schmergen.’ – after hitting someone accidentally. ‘no saying sorry anymore.’ ‘okay, schmergen’ (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

  • Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home

    a phrase used when one is a fat-ss who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home. cartman: screw you guys, i’m goin home!

  • scrumbibulator

    small fingers and the act of squeezing i really scrumbibulted her touch me with your scrumbibulators

  • TTSIA

    simple acronym for “the t-tle says it all.” when you post a simple question or have a simple statement in a forum, that doesn’t require any explanation whatsoever, then you type ttsia in the description. person a: i’m reading your post but you didn’t explain what you were stating person b: ttsia man. it’s really […]

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    www.catb.org/jargon, the world’s greatest collection of geek slang. i heard the word “bagbiter” the other day, so i went to the jargon file to look it up.


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