Modem Pussy


a modem p-ssy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. this usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of mmorpg fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.
for example “dude, i ain’t joining no guild for some modem p-ssy.”

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