modem sex
the act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.
i modem s-xed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.
the act of one copulating with one’s computer modem. usually performed by inserting the scr-t-m into the modem. see also: cyber s-x.
i love getting off of modem s-x.
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