Moderate Christian
someone who doesn’t believe anything in the bible, doesn’t go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. pretty much an atheist who hasn’t read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
atheist: have you actually read the bible?
moderate christian: no, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn’t kill people or steal things.
atheist: it also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
moderate christian: it’s my belief, you intolerant atheist! you’re so intolerant. why can’t you let me believe what i want? you’re always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren’t atheists.
(agnostic joins in): yeah you atheists are so intolerant. you can’t prove there isn’t a god.
atheist: i wasn’t trying to. i was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and m-ss murder.
agnostic: intolerant!!!!
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