Modern Warfare Flu
a sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game
bill: where’s steve, he hasn’t been at work today?
ted: well, the new call of duty game just came out.
bill: oh, he’s got a case of the modern warfare flu
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