modern warfare


proof that all future wars will be won through the use of grenade spamming, people getting killed by a held knife from 30 feet away, and future soldiers regenerating their bullet wounds unless shot 5 times within 10 seconds, while coming back to life slightly out of the action if killed.
“d-mn it! they brought out the noob tubes again! fall back!”

-modern warfare player #5000000

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