Mofat


is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. it’s an exaggerated act of mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.
dude, did you chat up with jo online?

no man, he said hi then pulled a mofat.
very fat indeed
hi mofat (you fat b-st-rd)
friend / mate
seen mofat? (alright mate?)

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