mofe


slang for coffee. used most frequently in the pacific northwest.
dude, let’s get some mofe. i’m too mofed to sleep.
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short for m-f-. one may find mofes engaging in mofery, or indeed occupying a mofery.
don’t even think about invading belgium, you mofe!
a # between 7 and 8, but not a decimal. an imaginary integer (in base 10) that can only be expessed through the bases of 11 or higher. this integer looks like a right-opening parenthesis with a hyphen in the concave portion of it (- with the two lines connected.
zero one two three four five six seven mofe eight nine
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (- 8 9
a girl who fancies effeminate men, trannies, poofs or otherwise testosterone deficient species. also known as a term of affection, like “friend”. an internet friend is hence an “e-mofe”; this is shortened to emo. so really, we, inventing the term mofe, simultaneously invented emo. score!
mofe, check out that hawt emo guy! omfg!

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