moff

“moff” is a synonym for legendary, or legend.
it is moff to come up with the phrase “look, i made my dna today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy”
a shortened version of i am leaving
i can’t be -rs-d with your f-cking bullsh-t any more you half witted slag of an excuse to be called human. moff
a term commonly used in the north east of scotland. it means excellent, brilliant etc.
that’s pure moff, like.
morbidly
obese
fat
f-ck

usually relating of a person of a rather larger than normal size, with a repulsive or disturbing appearance, and the characteristics of a f-ck.
sean: hey man, look at dat nice girl righ o’er dare. i would sure h-ll tap dat -ss

nate: eww really dude!? look at her! she naturally has a huge -ss because she’s a moff you freak.

sean: yo man, i like ’em fat. mo’ cushion for da pushin’. ya kno what i’m sayin’?

nate: …
the v-g-n- of a muppet. moist and delicious.
miss piggy’s moff was sopping with delight, ready for kermie’s green penetrator.
to moff, to transfer make-up from ones face to any item ones face may come into contact with. usually a result of putting too much make-up on.
i bought chelsea a new coat today but within 5 minutes she’d moffed it, then she hugged me and moffed all over my t-shirt.
the word “moff” derived from the southern part regions of africa and is used to describe a form of state or being (hungover, tired, wasted etc.). this form of communication has been adapted in the creation of slang between the german, afrikaans and english speaking cultures in regions like namibia, botswana or south africa.
johann: dude, you look moff man!
kevin: thanks! i feel moff aswell.

or

silvia: holy!!!! what happend to you?
james: the party last night made me absolutely moff. way to much booze. i need to rest and go on a detox.