moffee


pr-nouced like “coffee” but with a “m” instead of a “c”

to mix “milo” (drinking chocolate) with coffee…
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking
boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.

example:50%(or more) milk – 50%(or less) coffee = moffee
every morning i poor a cup of moffee which contains 60 percent milk and 40 percent coffee.

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