Moffettology
a particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or anything makes sense.
sometimes, if i haven’t slept well for a few days, moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.
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