mofo bastard


a person (usually a guy) that may annoy, disturb, or flat out p-ss you off til the point you want to dislocate their jaw. someone (most of the time a dude) who talks sh-t about othr people because they think they r bettr than evry1 but dont make jokes about the little hussies that follow him/them around.
if that m-f- b-st-rd dont quit talkin bout her. im kickin his mexican -ss!!!

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