moftn
more often than not
a2:hey, how was your day i heard jill was being that way again.
b2:moftn she is always that way.
a1:hey, i heard bill was being an -ss again.
b1:moftn.
a1:should really break up with him.
b1:ya but, he’s different.
a1:but, that’s what you said about cregg.
b1:cregg isn’t bill, diana!
a1diana: okay b-tch please.
b1: don’t f-ck with me jill.
a1:i’m not your just being a stupid b-tch.
b1:what did you say!!
{meooow!}
-ruffling dust plooms burst from the office cuticle-
b2gregg: ya man jills a sl-t
a2bill: rlly?
b2gregg: ya man should totally date dianna.
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