mog
1. a not yet fully grown child who takes on the style and mannerisms of a middle-aged woman, possibly by wearing a tightly shorn perm and/or a dingy, over-sized bathrobe and who -ssumes adult responsibilities such as preparing meals and distributing drinks
2. a dramatic archetype described as a young girl in the absence of a mother, who is wise beyond her years, and has a perplexing relationship with the father figure
young liz lemon sets off my mog-dar
half man, half dog. he’s his own best friend.
barf was a mog
a sound you make when you don’t want to go to work
“mog,” marcy muttered as she sat down at her desk for another 8 hour work day.
irish phrase to describe an ugly person usually, os else just a friendly insult. (mistake of g-d)
see that guy at the match yesterday?
ya what a mog..
shut up ya mog!
someone who is completely self-absorbed, one who will only fall in love with themselves, someone who is a legend in their own mind and stars in their own movie of life. one who is rude only because they are envious of the actions and successes of others, someone who lacks many friends, other than themselves.
i pulled a mogs by sitting and staring at my picture for 15 minutes, by myself
label used to describe a person with the most extreme nerd-like qualities. common characteristics include, but are not limited to, gl-sses, short pants, excessive focus in mathematics or computer sciences, unibrows, social difficulty, f-nny packs, and highly developed hand coordination due to frequent typing and fervent masturbation.
mogs often start sentences with phrases such as “theoretically”, “mathematically”, “according to quantum mechanics”, and “star wars”. they are often found at libraries, science fairs, and virtual online gaming sites.
the 13 year old in my calculus 201 cl-ss is such a mog -ss.
“in essence, i discovered a non-conservative particle which connects general relativity, quantum mechanics, electromagnetism, quark function, and spectral dimensions, so, indeed, i must decline your offer to voluptuously copulate,” said the mog to the supermodel.
to m-st-rb-t- and jog at the same time.
connor mogs to improve his cardio.
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