Mogler
a person that overly touches items that were not mean’t to be touched or are not normally touched in such frequency. see also c-ckmogler
cindy seems to really like to moggle that cottage cheese.
jim was in some pain after he moggled that poison oak.
my girlfriend is such a v-g-n- mogler.
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