mogz
a god of m-ssive proportions
ryan giggs is a good example of mogz
a small furry creature who dwells in constant darkness. a very rare species, but when sightings have occured, the creature is in a drunken state. it is thought that when a mogz isnt under the influence of alcohol, it hibernates, enclothed in a small greasy sh-ll made of regurgitated bookmarks.
jean:’whats that, that, thing?’
susan:’oh dont worry, its just the village mogz’
tim:’i can smell alcohol’
hank:’maybe a mogz is near?’
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