Mohali tactic
a very famous tactic in the game of cricket. first employed by the cricket captain of pakistan (misbah-ul-haq) in the semifinal of the cricket world cup in 2011 at mohali. the tactic usually involves tuk tuk- ing your way to either a draw or a loss through defensive batting. apparently the tactic is favourite within the match-fixing community.
match-fixing agent: “50,000 $ if you execute the mohali tactic tomorrow.”
misbah-ul-haq: ” no! . . . . . . . 60,000 $?”
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