Mohamad Straight


a texas hold’em term used by several wsop players to denote an incomplete 4 card straight. it originated from mohamad saleh, a poker physicist, who thought he had a straight at the final table at the rubin invitational in 2011.
-the river card shows-
player 1: i just caught a straight. -bets-
player 2: i call.
-player 1 flips his cards and reveals the mohamad straight-
dealer: sir, that’s not a straight.
-player 1 looks at his cards and the board-
player 1: f-ck

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