Moingona Mongoose
a small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. the moingona mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their mongoose mom and dad. an often elusive creature the mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. the mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his compet-tiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
dude, i saw the moingona mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
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