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• mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh

  the sound made during a good, deep bl-wj-b. it’s the sound of sucking, choking, or gagging from having a big c-ck deep in the mouth. when the b-lls reach the lips, then you will here mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh. this is onomateopoeia like a “meow” to a cat, or “oink” to a pig, or “slurp” to, […]

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