moist hanky
1. when an individule is asleep one stands above the victim while seperating their -ss cheeks. when the victim wakes up there nose becomes trapped in the -ss of the attacker.
we were at tylers house and i took a sh-t and left a little bit of sh-t in my -ss (a few chocolate sprinkles) i stuck my -ss in tylers face while ben woke him up and his nose went right into my -ss with sh-t on it (chocolate sprinkles.
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