moist potato


when a woman takes a baked potato and pushes it into her wet v-g-n-. then she squeezes the contents of the potato out and a man eats it.
my wife gave me a moist potato.
moist: when a female becomes s-xually aroused.
potato: a person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

moist potato: a s-xually aroused brainless girl.
person1: hey, i think that girl likes you.
person2: yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

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