moist vegetable
what your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing – usually girlfriend related or boring af.
synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, p-ssy whipped
antonyms: mvp, top boy
person 1 – “you keen for some fifa and a bev?”
person 2 – “insert shift excuse”
person 1 – “absolute moist vegetable mate”
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