moistie

the female version of a woody, a hard-on, a b-n-r. when a woman becomes s-xually aroused, her v-g-n- becomes moist, or she “gets a moistie”.
i totally got a moistie when i saw brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
a young (not that young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who’s fully developed, well beyond p-b-rty.
the volleyball court at the beach was full of “moisties.”

a moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to niagra falls.
when i see ownes stiffy, i get a moistie that is in a similar volume to niagra falls.
n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. can be traced to hawaiian infotech emigres to the san francisco bay area circa 1995.
you shoulda seen da h-lla moisties at that tibetan freedom concert in golden gate park last week.
function: noun

1: a cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the internet’s moist board.

2: an executive member of the illuminati.

3: a hater of c-ckatiels.

4: a rabid fan of david h-sselhoff.

5: a highly skilled cell phone hacker.

6: all of the above.
the moistie’s are cool, but they have a long list of bannable offenses at their bulletin board.
a moistie is a rediculously hot young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get ‘played’. every hot girl was once a moistie (see moistie alumni) or will be a moistie (see moistie cadet).

hailing from a cool way of saying “wet behind the ears”, some say the origin of ‘moistie’ traces back to 2000 in los alamos, nm.
clean, moistie…
suck, moistie…
go home, moistie…
a moistie is a young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get ‘played’. every hot girl was once a moistie (see moistie alumni) or will be a moistie (see moistie cadet).

hailing from a cool way of saying “wet behind the ears”, some say the origin of ‘moistie’ traces back to 2000 in los alamos, nm.
clean, moistie…
suck, moistie…
go home, moistie.